City Myths

Here’s your sign? Ah Where?

You might be a red neck if… ?

A double date could have gone terribly wrong for two couples from Connecticut when they were sat next to something they’ve never seen before.

Yankees in Connecticut mistook a grandfather taking his California valley-girl daughter and her autistic grand-daughter to one of the most expensive restaurants in that state. 

“We referred to them as, Hillbillies.” says Shawsay Cozmah-Dictazgloot, a trust fund baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth and a summer house at the Head every year. Her bloodline began with a big ass fish in a tiny dirt swamp that locals called a lake.

She vehemently defended her atrocious behavior having not yet realized that she was not being interview for a reality television show but by the FBI agent because of her own brother’s bad behavior.

She wanted to tell. She kept her word as long as he kept his.